Name: Matthew People to be executed: Violent crime commiters, violently obese people(the regular ones are given a year), litterbugs, fire starters(sorry kieth flint). People to be sent to Greenland for reeducation: Knee-pad Tories, anyone lady who has told a child to watch his language, any of those who are all of a sudden 150% patriotic, any and all germanic folks who have an identity as such, people who rode the stupid electric scooters that explode(popular in california), black hebrews, those homeschooled children who never got bullied, their parents too, fighters for free speech will need a thurough scrubbing of all pride they had in their own original thoughts replaced with "new family friendly" thoughts, anyone who says guess what just happened, people who dont use blinkers, people who lane violate, people who drive over 30 miles to work. Articles to be incinerated or publicly burned: All abrahamic books of worship(your times up), anything to do with anime, my little pony. Anything for children that carries an audience of men over 19. All polyester clothes, all clothes that colored to any other national colors as opposed to the perfect Green, Oxblood, Dirt brown(like your floor, helot). Articles to be lauded: Disposable cameras, Bicycles, Sewing machines, Paved roads, Subwoofers, Bongs, fossils, Historical artifacts from any war, magnets, radios, sheep. Illegal activities: Eating too much, drinking too much, not working between the hours of 6:15 am and 4:15 pm, being a huckster, being a lawyer, being a banker, being a jew, being a christian, being a muslim, being a zealot for anything other than state approved paganism. Those who commit degenerate acts such as theft, lying habitually, criminal intent, tricking the elderly, not willing to progenate, telling others what is right.... will be killed.

Welcome to my Cultural revolution!

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